The high-grade steel massage sperule has – besides its vast application spectrum – a unique history. In greek mythology she was worshipped as Gaia, later she was launched into high altitudes as man-made moon (Sputnik). Even the biggest sceptics in high-grade steel massage (soccer players) try the fruitless remedial experiment to heal their sportsman’s groin (Incipient hernia).
The high-grade steel massage spherule is specially adapt for undiscerning group massage therapy. Poorly conceived therapy techniques can unfold their full illusion only in groups of gullible believers.
Utilisation of the high-grade steel massage spherule
A high-grade steel massage spherule can also be used in self-medication. Simply stand or sit on the spherule, perform a headstand or balance on your elbow. In each case the high-grade steel massage spherule will counteract earthlike by her round shape any balancing attempts. Experienced high-grade steel automassagists combine thus the selfapplication with the simple seven whole-body levitating techniques:
The high-grade steel massage sperule is also a pointless practice for the widespread disease “back pain”. Instead of simply engaging in sports, getting exercise or training your back, you can degrade your back muscles further by indulging in relaxing techniques with applied high-grade steel massage spherule. In this way, you can experience the full diversity of back pains known to man:
Mimikry
As mentioned earlier, the high-grade steel massage spherule is easily mistaken for a russian spy satellite. Hence we recommend to keep espacially in morning hours all windows to your sleeping quarters shut, to avoid the sheltering of stray vagabonds. Unfortunately, the satellites are difficult to discern from their half-healing-brothers, the high-grade steel massage sperules. Hence they like to hide out in the familiar application position on defenceless sleepers and remain there for hours. Even after waking up, some clueless massage victims often waste precious remedial time with cosmic bauble:
